so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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