I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Come see our sink grown plant.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
God, I missed his penis.
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