I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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