I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
how do flat chested girls get laid?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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