Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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