my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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