Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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