i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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