the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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