The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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