She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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