god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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