i just google imaged poop.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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