if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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