I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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