How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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