I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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