Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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