the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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