Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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