He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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