I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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