I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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