do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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