And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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