I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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