I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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