And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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