Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
no you cant smoke seaweed
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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