It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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