I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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