New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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