Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
3 2 1 whiskey
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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