I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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