You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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