New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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