The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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