I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Randomize
