It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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