who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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