Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
