So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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