At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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