the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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