sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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