Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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