If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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