i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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