dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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