i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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