She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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