i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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