let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You dont lie about slip and slides
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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