Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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