"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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