Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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