There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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